We receive emails from golfers every day. Once in a while, we receive one that quite simply makes us laugh. Here is one we received earlier today from Vancouver, B.C.
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Dear Titleist Golf Ball,
I just wanted to let you know that I know all about you.
I have known you for years. At first I was resentful of all the time you took my
husband away from me and our family. I was jealous, but there was no point
in telling him. I knew he would never leave you. However I now see you in a
different light. Your actually helping our marriage. You are giving him
something that I can't. And no matter what mood he leaves this house in, after
spending some time with you he always comes home in a good mood. Always.
So
lets make a deal. I will continue to pretend you don't exist and when he
leaves the house I wont go into a jealous fit. In return please don't lure
him to you on my Birthday, Mothers Day, or Valentines Day.
Thanks for your
time,
-A Wife
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Mitch D - Team Titleist Canada